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Arrr, Harris be mimickin' Trump’s no tax on tips at a Nevada shindig—pirate’s gold be flowin’, savvy?

2024-08-11

Arrr, matey! Vice President Harris be swearin’ to shiver the timbers of tip taxes in Las Vegas! But lo and behold, former President Trump be callin’ her a copycat for borrowin' one o' his grand schemes. 'Tis a right merry mess o' squabblin' on the high seas of politics!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who hoisted her flag high in the land o’ Las Vegas this past Saturday. She be makin' a grand promise to abolish them pesky taxes on tips, aye! But lo and behold, former President Donald Trump be raisin’ his parrot and squawkin’ that she be merely copyin’ his famous schemes, like a scallywag swipin' a treasure map!

As the winds of political battle blew fierce, the good Vice President spent a hearty portion o’ her speech tearin’ into Trump, lettin’ loose a cannonade of jabs. But at the very start, she be echoing one of his own ideas, as if she be a parrot squawkin’ the same ol' tune! “Mark me words, good folk of Vegas,” she cried, “When I claim the captain’s chair, we shall banish them taxes on tips!”

So, there ye have it, a tempest of words on the high seas of politics, with Harris sailin’ under the banner of tip freedom while Trump be shoutin’ like a sea dog whose treasure be plundered! What chaos be this? Only time will tell who be claimin’ the spoils in this grand seas of democracy! Har har har!

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