"Arrr, matey! Newsom be tossin' gold at the homeless like it's a treasure map, but the crisis still be a-sailin'!"
2024-08-11
Arrr, Governor Newsom be swabbin' the decks o’ California, threatin’ towns with a bust o’ gold if they don’t haul off the scallywag encampments! Spotted pickin’ up refuse like a landlubber in Los Angeles, he be tryin’ to tidy up the ship! Aye, those homeless buccaneers be settin' up camp everywhere!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about Governor Gavin Newsom, the scallywag of California’s blue waters. This landlubber, weary of the heaps o' rubbish left by the wayward souls encamped upon his shores, took to the streets with a mighty broom in hand on a fateful Thursday. Aye, he be threatenin' the landlubber municipalities, sayin' if they don’t clean up their act and the encampments, they’ll be walkin' the plank when it comes to state booty next year!