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Arrr! Trump’s crew be claimin’ them scallywags from Iran raided their treasure chest o’ emails! Avast, what a hullabaloo!

2024-08-11

Arrr, matey! The ol' captain Trump be claimin' his campaign’s been boarded by scallywags from Iran, swipin' secret scrolls! No proof to show, but it be coincidin' with a tale from Microsoft about foreign buccaneers causin’ mischief! Beware the spear-phishin’ emails, me hearties!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the high seas of politics! Aye, it be a wild one! Former Captain of the USS White House, Donald Trump, be settin' sail on his grand campaign once more, but lo and behold, his ship be hacked! Aye, and he be shoutin' it from the crow's nest that those scallywags from Iran be the culprits, plundering secrets from his treasure chest!

Now, mind ye, he be makin' these claims without a scrap of real proof, like a pirate without a parrot! Just a day before, the clever folk at Microsoft be spottin' foreign rogues tryin' to meddle in the grand contest for the seas of 2024. They even caught wind of an Iranian naval spy unit sendin' out a "spear-phishing" email, which be as sneaky as a snake in the grass!

So, here we are, with the good Captain Trump cryin' foul and pointin' fingers while the winds of controversy blow fierce. Aye, in the tumultuous waters of the campaign, it seems ye can't trust even yer own crew! Keep yer spyglasses sharp, me hearties, for the seas of politics be rife with treachery and mirth!

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