Arrr! US claims El Chapo's lad gave up, but El Mayo was snagged like a fish, against his will!
2024-08-11
Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. treasure keepers in Mexico be sayin' that young Guzman Lopez, spawn o' the notorious "El Chapo," did turn hisself in willingly. Meanwhile, the old sea dog Zambada be dragged in like a scallywag! Both be claimin' innocence, but their lawyers be spoutin' tall tales!
But lo and behold! His old man's matey, Ismael "El Mayo" Zambada, be caught in a right pickle, dragged off like a fish caught in a net! Rumor has it he didn’t want to part with his plunder, but alas, the fates were not in his favor!
Now both of these rascals, Guzman Lopez and Zambada, be standin’ tall before the law, proclaimin’ their innocence like fine captains claimin’ their ships be unsinkable! Their lawyers be spinnin' tales as tall as the mast, each one singin' a different shanty about how they came to be in this fine mess of trouble.
So raise yer tankards to the absurdity of it all! In the Wild West of Mexico, even the most fearsome pirates of the drug trade be caught in a web more tangled than a ship’s riggin’! Arrr!