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Arrr, Team USA lasses snatched the gold, dodgin' a right ruckus at the Paris games! Aye, victory be sweet!

2024-08-11

Arrr, matey! The lasses of Team USA be lettin' the French swashbucklers swing their swords, but lo! They dodged a cannonball of an upset in the gold medal clash on the high seas of Paris! A grand tale of victory it be, indeed!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring tidings from the high seas of the Paris Olympics! The gallant lasses of the United States women's basketball crew, with fire in their hearts, did battle against the fierce French on Sunday, emerging victorious by a mere whisper, 67-66!

Leading the charge, the valiant A’ja Wilson be the captain of this fine ship, netting 21 points, snatching 13 rebounds, and swatting away four enemy shots like a true swashbuckler! With 1:22 left on the clock, the cunning Kahleah Copper made a daring move, givin' the Yanks a three-point lead, holdin' off the French scallywags with grit and determination.

But lo! The French be not easily bested! Kelsey Plum scored two free throws to widen the gap, yet Gabby Williams shot a 3-pointer, cuttin' the lead to a mere point! Alas, her final attempt counted as just two, as she be mistaken, bein’ on the line like a landlubber! 'Twas a nail-biter, with the score tied at halftime, and France even led by ten at one point!

With this fine victory, the U.S. lassies have claimed their eighth straight gold, extendin' their mighty winning streak to a staggering 61 games! A toast to the women of the seas and their quest for glory! Yarrr!

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