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Arrr! Nadia be plead’n, “Cease yer cannon fire on gymnasts, mateys! Celebrate, not scallywag!”

2024-08-11

Arrr, mateys! Nadia Comaneci be raisin' the Jolly Roger for young lasses Jordan Chiles and Ana Barbosu, shoutin' against the scallywags who be changin' scores like a deckhand changin' his socks! Aye, the treasure of a bronze medal be at stake, and she won’t let it sink without a fight!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of gymnastics, treachery, and a fair bit o' hullabaloo! Days after the legendary Nadia Comaneci cast a scallywag's glare at the judges in Paris fer givin' young Jordan Chiles a shiny medal, she now be defendin' that lass like a true buccaneer!

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