The Booty Report

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Arrr! Los Angeles be settin' sail fer the 2028 Games, hoisting the jolly roger in grand fashion, savvy?

2024-08-11

Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ Paris tossed the Olympic flag to the landlubbers o’ Los Angeles on Sunday, as the grand Summer Games be settlin’ down. All hands on deck, for the world be a’lookin’ toward 2028! Avast, what a merry swell of a time awaits!

Avast ye mateys! The grand spectacle known as the 2024 Paris Olympics be wrapped up tighter than a treasure chest o' doubloons! All the scallywags and athletes from distant lands did gather fer the closing ceremony under the watchful eye of the Eiffel Tower, as Mayor Anne Hidalgo tossed the Olympic flag to none other than the esteemed captain of the IOC, Thomas Bach!

But hold yer horses, fer he didn’t keep it fer long! In a whirlwind o’ theatrics, the flag found its way to Los Angeles’ own Mayor, Karen Bass, who was joined by the daring gymnast, Simone Biles, limping about like a landlubber in a walking boot after a wee injury. Then, lo and behold, the infamous Tom Cruise swung down from the heavens like a seagull on a mission, snatched up the flag, and revved off on a motorbike like a true buccaneer!

From Paris to LA, he flew, with pro biker Kate Courtney passin’ the sacred flag to the speedy Michael Johnson, who soon kicked it to Venice Beach and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Aye, the next Olympic adventure be set fer July 14, 2028, as the Yanks aim to hoist the most gold medals! So, raise yer tankards and prepare fer a raucous good time in the City of Angels!

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