Arrr, matey! Steph Curry's kin and crew feuded with the Paris landlubbers, makin' a right ruckus, 'tis true!
2024-08-12
Arrr, mateys! Ayesha and Sonya Curry, alongside that swashbucklin' NBA scallywag Draymond Green, found themselves in a tempestuous tangle with the Paris constables on a starry Saturday eve, as captured by the magical box o’ flickerin’ images! Avast, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of Paris, where the grand Olympics be unfolding! Our hero, the illustrious Stephen Curry, be leadin' the Americans to victory over the French in a gold medal clash, celebratin' like a true captain of the sea!Yet, alas, not all be smooth sailin'. Curry’s fair lady Ayesha, his dear mother Sonya, and his matey Draymond Green found themselves in a hullabaloo with the Parisian constables! Aye, a video be showin’ Sonya givin’ a piece of her mind to an officer, sayin’, “Ye won’t sleep well!” with Ayesha clutchin’ a wee one in a baby carrier, lookin' as if she’d seen Davy Jones himself!
What trouble brewed, you ask? Sonya was tryin’ to explain why they couldn’t return to their port, claimin’ the driver be stuck and them trapped, like rats in a barrel! The officer, gruff as a sea captain, said they couldn’t cross the street till the president, that scallywag Macron, passed by. And lo! Draymond, with a raised brow, questioned if one of the officers had struck Ayesha’s youngin’! A right kerfuffle, I tell ye!
With over 30,000 officers watchin’ over the Olympics, the streets be tighter than a pirate’s pants! So, raise a tankard to Curry’s victory and let’s hope Ayesha finds smoother waters ahead!