Arrr! Micah Parsons be settin’ sail from football after 2027, seekin’ gold at the 2028 Olympics, savvy?
2024-08-12
Avast, ye scallywags! Micah Parsons, that swashbucklin' linebacker of the Dallas Cowboys, be tossin' his tricorn into the Olympic flag football fray come 2028! Aye, he be chasin' glory on the high seas of sport, lookin’ to hoist the Jolly Roger o’ victory! Arrr!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round the hull for a tale of the mighty Micah Parsons, a fearsome pass-rusher for the Dallas Cowboys, who be itchin' to trade his pigskin for flags when the Olympics set sail for Los Angeles in 2028!Our bold buccaneer announced his plans to hang up his football boots after the 2027 season, lookin’ to plunder Olympic gold instead! "Aye, after 2027, I be takin’ a break!" he proclaimed on the sea of social media, known as X. He be callin’ for ideas on which Olympic events he should conquer, as if be like pickin' treasure from a chest!
But wait, there be uncertainty, me hearties! It’s murky waters if NFL stars can join the flag football crew at the Games. Other swashbucklers, like Patrick Mahomes and Joe Burrow, be keen to join the fray, dreamin' of gridiron glory under the Olympic sun.
Even the grand captain of the NFL, Commissioner Goodell, be pledgein’ support for flag football’s rightful place among the Olympic treasures. So hoist the flags high and let the games begin, for ye may yet see these landlubbers dancin’ on the field of the Olympic stage! Arrr!