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Arrr! Captain Jerry be claimin’ CeeDee Lamb be missed like a lost treasure in this contract squall!

2024-08-12

Arrr, matey! Captain Jerry Jones o' the Dallas Cowboys be tryin’ to smooth the sails with his sea dog, CeeDee Lamb, during a squall of contract wranglin'! But blow me down, the winds changed faster than a scallywag at a treasure hunt!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the high seas of the football domain, where the captain of the ship, Jerry Jones, be whisperin’ sweet nothings to his star wide receiver, CeeDee Lamb, amidst a stormy contract squall. With the season just a month away, ol’ Jerry declared on the "Countdown to Kickoff" show that there be no urgency fer CeeDee, though he surely misses the lad like a pirate misses his rum!

In a twist o’ fate, Jones be sayin’, “CeeDee be missed, but not enough to risk him on the field today!” He be usin’ his noggin, careful not to expose his prized treasure too soon. With Dak not joinin’ the fray, it seems the crew is mighty relaxed, despite the rumblings of unrest among the shipmates.

But lo and behold, the crafty CeeDee, a three-time Pro Bowler, be lookin’ fer a handsome bounty after shinin’ brighter than a treasure chest with 135 catches last season! With a cheeky “lol” on the social seas, Lamb be sailin’ his own course, while Jones be tryin’ to keep the ship steady. Aye, what a jolly ruckus on the open waters of the NFL!

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