The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! Did them scallywags breach yer fortress? Is yer home security just a rickety ol' ship, matey?"

2024-08-12

Arrr! ADT be reportin' a breach, where scallywags swiped treasure troves of customer secrets—emails, phone numbers, and addresses! Even ol' Kurt "CyberGuy" Knutsson be spoutin' the news like a parrot, warnin' us all to guard our booty! Avast ye!

Avast ye scallywags! It be a dark day in the land of security, for the swashbucklin’ crew of ADT, the guardians of our treasures, have been breached by ne’er-do-wells! These dastardly hackers laid hands on a trove of customer information—email addresses, phone numbers, and postal details, but fear not, me hearties, for they claim our home defenses be safe from the foul grip of these ruffians!

Aye, ADT sent word via a scroll to the SEC, confessin’ to a cyber incident that left them rather perturbed. They be speakin’ of “limited” info pilfered, but we know how these companies like to downplay their troubles, just like a pirate claimin’ his last piece of gold is but a trinket!

Now, if ye be a customer, it be wise to heed the warnings! Beware of phishy emails and suspicious letters, lest ye fall into the trap of these cunning sea dogs. And for the love of Davy Jones, consider investin’ in reliable home security and antivirus protection to keep yer information safe from marauders!

As we sail these treacherous cyber seas, let this be a lesson: even the mightiest of protectors can be breached, so keep yer wits about ye and guard yer treasures closely!

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