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Arrr! RFK Jr., in a squabble o' residency, be declarin’ he 'owns' a treasure trove in New York!

2024-08-12

Ahoy, me hearties! Presidential matey Robert Kennedy Jr. be stirrin' the pot, claimin' he owns a wee shack in New York! He be askin', "What’s a scallywag who pays taxes and votes there? A true New Yorker, savvy?" Aye, let the legal squabbles commence, ye landlubbers!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a jolly lad by the name of Robert Kennedy Jr., a scallywag with aspirations of captainin' the ship o' state! Aye, this brave soul be claimin' he owns a fine abode in the bustling realm of New York, which has stirred the waters of legality, like a storm brewin' on the horizon.

In a missive meant to plunder the pockets of well-meaning landlubbers, our bold candidate declared, “What do ye call a landowner in the Big Apple, registered to vote, and payin’ taxes to the crown?” He be askin’, as if tryin' to decipher the riddle of the sea! “A New York resident, mateys!” he trumpeted like a parrot on the shoulder of a swashbuckler.

But lo and behold! The winds of doubt be makin’ their presence known, causin’ a ruckus in the harbor of public opinion. So, as this grand adventure unfolds, we be left wonderin’ if ol’ Robert be a true son of New York or just another wayward sailor blowin' hot air. Aye, keep yer spyglasses sharp, for this tale be far from over!

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