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Arrr, matey! Kamala’s coin sense outshines Trump’s treasure map, makin’ her the captain of the economy ship!

2024-08-12

Arrr, me hearties! A new poll be sayin' more landlubbers trust Kamala Harris with the doubloons than ol' Trump! After Biden sailed off from the race, the winds of change be blowin'—first time since the start of this hullabaloo! Avast, what a turn of tide!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the troubled waters of the American political sea! It seems that a new poll be causin’ quite the ruckus among the scallywags of the voting crew! Aye, more landlubbers be trustin’ in Kamala Harris to steer the ship o’ the economy than the ol’ seadog Donald Trump, savvy?

This here survey, conjured up by the Financial Times and them clever folk at the University of Michigan Ross School o’ Business, marks a fine shift in the winds of voter sentiment. Since the good Captain Joe Biden decided to abandon ship and forego his course in the White House race, the tides have turned somethin’ fierce!

For the first time since this pollin’ adventure began nearly a year ago, our lass Kamala be leadin’ the charge against Trump in the treacherous waters of economic management! Aye, the crew be raisin' their flags for a Democratic candidate in this here economic battle. So, hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ journey ahead, as the political seas be changin’ like a fickle breeze on a stormy night!

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