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"Arrr, matey! Jets' Aaron Rodgers be wishin' he hadn't said he be 'immunized' in his tale o' woe!"

2024-08-12

Arrr, three long tides have passed since ol' Aaron Rodgers did declare himself "immunized," savvy? Now, after a spell of chin-scratching, he be wishin' he’d sailed a different course through those treacherous waters! Aye, even pirates can learn, but we still be laughin'!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the infamous quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, a four-time MVP in the grand NFL seas! Aye, this scallywag be the subject of a new tome set to hit the shelves, chroniclin' his gallant yet tumultuous voyage through the treacherous waters of COVID-19 immunization!

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