The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Deion’s crew be sailin’ the seas o’ football, snaggin’ a lone vote in the treasure map o’ rankings!

2024-08-12

Arrr, matey! On the first morn of the 2024 gridiron season, the Colorado Buffaloes be gettin' a wee bit o' affection from one scallywag voter in the AP Top 25! Aye, just one, but it be better than a belly full o' seawater, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of the Colorado Buffaloes, who set sail in the year of our Lord 2023 like a roaring lion, only to find themselves meek as lambs by season's end!

Under the watchful eye of Captain Deion Sanders, this crew of gridiron swashbucklers began with a grand upset o'er TCU and gave USC a run for their doubloons. But alas! They struck eight times the wrong ship, losing eight of their last nine battles, leaving the good captain sparring with the pesky scallywags of the press!

When the first rankings rolled in, the Buffaloes could only muster a single vote to hitch their wagon to the Top 25. Meanwhile, Georgia stood tall at No. 1, with five of their rivals from the Big 12 already aboard that ship!

Now, the Buffaloes be castin' off for new waters in the Big 12, set to clash with the fierce North Dakota State Bison, who were no mere barnacles last season! With a No. 11 ranking amongst their new mates, they’ve got a chip the size of a pirate's booty on their shoulders! Can they find fair winds and follow ‘em to glory? Only time will tell, savvy?

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