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Arrr, former gridiron swashbuckler Drew Bledsoe be reckonin’ Olympic flag football be a jolly good time! Bring aboard Tyreek Hill!

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Drew Bledsoe be settin' sail on OutKick’s "Ricky Cobb Show," spillin' the beans ‘bout his fancy for that Olympic flag football, aye! Who knew this sea dog had a heart for tossin' a ball instead o' huntin' treasure? Haaarrr!

Arrr, gather ‘round ye scallywags! Drew Bledsoe, that ol’ sea dog of the gridiron, be sportin’ a shiny Super Bowl ring from the year of our Lord, 2001, whilst watchin’ young Tom Brady lead the New England Patriots to glory. But lo and behold, Bledsoe be lookin’ to chase some treasure of his own — a chance to snag a gold medal in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics!

With flag football makin’ its grand debut in the Olympics, Bledsoe be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and join forces with NFL stars like Tyreek Hill. “As long as no scallywags be hittin’ me and I get a three-alligator count, we’ll be havin’ a jolly time!” he declared on “The Ricky Cobb Show.” Aye, he may be a weathered sea captain at 56 by then, but age be naught but a mere barnacle on a ship’s hull!

While the rosters for the grand event be still shrouded in mystery, one thing be certain — if Bledsoe can still throw the ol’ pigskin, he’ll surely turn some heads! So let’s raise a tankard to Drew, and may the winds of fortune favor his quest for Olympic gold!

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