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Arrr, the WNBA let the tempestuous Caitlin Clark sail by, says ol' Dan Dakich! A right scallywag move, matey!

2024-08-13

Arrr, Dan Dakich be sayin’ the WNBA be lettin’ a golden treasure slip through their fingers, missin’ the wild storm of fame that Caitlin Clark be bringin’ to their ship! Aye, they should’ve hoisted their sails and caught that wind, or risk sinkin’ in Davy Jones' locker!

Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag named Dan Dakich, host of the OutKick show, who be chattin’ about the WNBA’s blunder regarding a lass named Caitlin Clark, who be takin’ the league by storm like a cannonball in a tempest!

On a fine Monday, Dakich declared that the league be as unprepared as a ship without a captain. He warned ‘em that a hurricane of talent was a-comin', yet the league be sittin' on their hands! “Ye should’ve known, ye land sharks!” he bellowed, “and prepped fer the ruckus Caitlin be causin’, ye scurvy dogs!”

The good captain Dakich continued, “Instead of enhancin’ the game, ye were too busy protectin’ yer fragile pride!” Aye, he lamented how WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert missed the boat, leavin' Caitlin and her crew in the lurch.

With a passionate heart, he claimed the Paris Olympics gold medal game would’ve been a sight fer sore eyes if Caitlin been showin’ her skills in the great battle. Alas, not all was lost! Even in turmoil, Caitlin and the WNBA be strivin’ to rise like a phoenix from the briny deep!

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