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Arrr, matey! The judge be sayin’ RFK Jr. can sail on the North Carolina seas o’ ballots! Avast!

2024-08-13

Arrr, mateys! In the grand seas o’ politics, the daring Captain Kennedy be stayin’ on the North Carolina parchment! A scallywag judge laughed at the Democrats’ whinin’ and said, "Aye, let the We the People crew sail forth!" Hoist the sails, 'tis a jolly good time for all!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidin's from the shores of North Carolina, where a certain independent scallywag by the name of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be hoistin' his flag high on the electoral seas!

The good folk of the North Carolina State Board o' Elections, bless their salty souls, declared that Kennedy's band o' merry men, known as the We the People Party, be worthy to chart a course on their ballot. Aye, that be a fine bit o' news fer those who fancy a bit o' independence in their governance!

But, lo and behold! The scurvy dogs o' the North Carolina Democratic Party sought to throw a wrench in the works, thinkin' they could send our lad Kennedy back to Davy Jones' locker. Yet, in a raucous turn o' events, Judge Keith Gregory, a fine captain of the court, cast aside their appeal like a moldy piece o' bread. “Nay!” he bellowed, and the ballot be saved for our brave adventurer!

So, raise a tankard o' grog and toast to Kennedy, who sails on while others flounder in the murky waters of party politics. Here’s to the bold and the brave—may their ship stay upright and their sails be full! Arrr!

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