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"Teach yer wee scallywags to spy the treacherous lies and cursed tales o' the internet seas!"

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! Young scallywags o' England be learnin' to sniff out the foul stench o' lies and mad tales online, says the wise wench Bridget Phillipson! She be revampin' schools so these wee pirates can think straight and battle the cursed conspiracy beasts! What a jolly good plan, eh?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the shores of England! The grand education secretary, Bridget Phillipson, be settin' sail on a new course fer the wee scallywags in schools, teachin' 'em how to spot the dastardly traps of extremist content and the treacherous beasts of misinformation lurking online!

With a hearty chuckle, she be proclaiming a grand review o' the curriculum, wishin' to embed the art of critical thinkin' in the minds o' the young landlubbers. ‘Tis a worthy quest, as she aims to arm 'em against the fearsome "putrid conspiracy theories" that sail the seven seas of the internet like a ship without a captain!

In this fine venture, the little bilge rats might find themselves analyzin' the written word in their English lessons—combin' the power of reading with the cunning of a sea fox! They’ll be dissectin’ newspaper articles like a ship’s cook preparin' a fine meal, learnin' to spot the lies and deceits that many a landlubber falls prey to.

So hoist the sails and prepare the crew, for the next generation shall be equipped with the savvy to navigate the stormy seas of information! Yarrr, let the learning commence!

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