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Arrr! A scallywag's suit be settin’ sail ‘gainst Florida’s meat o' the lab, claimin’ it be against the law!

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! Upside Foods, a fine purveyor o’ fancy meats grown not from the briny deep, be claimin’ the ban be breakin’ the good ol’ US Constitution in more ways than a landlubber can count! Avast, let the meat flow free like rum on a stormy night!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Upside Foods, a bold crew in the realm of cultivated meats! This fine company be settin' sail against a ban that they claim be as unlawful as a pirate's code bein' broken. Aye, they say it violates the good ol' US Constitution in ways that'd make even Blackbeard raise an eyebrow!

The lads and lasses at Upside Foods be likin' to fancy themselves as defenders of the rights bestowed upon us by our forefathers. They be arguin' that this ban be a scallywag of a move, treadin' on their right to liberty and the pursuit of deliciousness! What good be a land of freedom if ye can’t enjoy yer lab-grown grub, eh?

With swords drawn and humor in their hearts, these culinary buccaneers be claimin' that the ban be not only a blow to their business but also a treachery against the very essence of the Constitution! They be sayin' that every hearty sailor deserves a taste of meat that don't come from a slaughterhouse! So hoist the Jolly Roger high, for Upside Foods be ready to battle for their meaty treasures in the court of law!

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