Arrr! RFK Jr. be tossed from the New York list fer claimin' land he don’t be livin' on, says the judge!
2024-08-13
Arrr, matey! Independent buccaneer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be tossed off New York’s ballot after a judge declared his claim of a local lair to be naught but a scallywag’s fib! Seems he ain't plannin' to dock in the Empire State anytime soon, savvy?
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I bring ye tidings of a scallywag named Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an independent matey who fancied himself a presidential contender. But alas! His dreams of swayin' the good folk of New York be dashed upon the rocky shores of justice!