Arrr, matey! Dem Rep be sinkin’ like a ship, claimin’ Trump be too chicken to spar with Kamala! Ha-ha!
2024-08-13
Arrr, Rep. Dan Goldman, that scallywag, be a right shameless landlubber! As a party’s attack hound, he be flounderin' like a fish outta water. With a treasure chest o’ gold and nary a checkmate, he be outsmarted at every turn. Even claimed Trump be quakin' in his boots! Ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about Rep. Dan Goldman, a scallywag of the Democratic seas from New York, who be as fearsome as a soggy biscuit! This lad, heir to the Levi-Strauss treasure, tries to play the part of a fierce attack dog, but alas, he be more like a startled kitten, flounderin' in the waves of political turmoil.Goldman, with his grand talk, claims that the notorious Captain Trump be quakin' in his boots at the thought of a debate. But lo and behold, this jesting jester can't seem to checkmate even the simplest of foes! He be outmaneuvered at every turn, like a ship lost in a stormy sea. Last night, he faced off against the mighty winds of Fox News and, oh, how the mighty did fall! Ms. Harris, too, found herself shipwrecked upon the rocks of critical questions, her arguments tossed about like sails in a gale.
So there ye have it, mateys! In the treacherous waters of politics, Goldman be no captain of his ship, but rather a bumbling deckhand, hoistin’ the wrong flag entirely. If ye be lookin’ for a fierce defender of the realm, ye best look elsewhere, for this lad be all bluster and no powder!