Arrr, Warren Sapp be sayin’ Colorado’s defense be packin’ more heat than a cannonball! Choose yer poison, matey!
2024-08-13
Arrr, matey! Warren Sapp, a true sea dog of the Pro Football Hall, be joinin' Deion Sanders on the Colorado ship! He be spinnin' yarns 'bout the defensive line this season, callin' it a jolly crew of scallywags ready to plunder the field!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Deion Sanders, that swashbucklin’ coach of the Colorado Buffaloes, who’s brought aboard the fearsome Warren Sapp, a fellow Hall of Famer, as his senior quality control analyst o’ defense! This be Sapp, who’s already makin’ waves with his tall tales, likenin' the defensive line to a band o’ deadly bullets, ready to fire at foes!Now, this be Coach Prime’s first voyage in Colorado, but alas, they ended up with a 4-8 record, like a ship lost at sea! The Buccaneers of the Big 12 be comin’, and Sapp be thinkin’ his crew of defenders can hold their own against the fiercest of oceanic currents, sayin’, “We got bullets, matey! You choose yer weapon!”
With connections forged like a mighty anchor, Sapp be chummy with defensive line coach Damione Lewis, who be lookin’ to craft a crew even greater than the sum of its parts. “We be seein’ the game the same way,” quoth Sapp, “and love it!”
So raise yer tankards to these salty sea dogs, as they set sail for a more victorious season ahead, ready to unleash a storm upon their adversaries and claim glory on the gridiron!