Arrr, Trump be spoutin' tall tales 'bout Harris' crew usin' sorcery to make crowds look bigger than a whale's backside!
2024-08-13
Ahoy! A scallywag from Harris' crew be sayin’ the pic be untouched by no tricksy AI! But lo! Trump be blabbin’ like a parrot, claimin’ she used sorcery to puff up her crowd at the rally. Can't trust a landlubber’s tongue, I tells ya! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a jolly tale of mischief on the high seas of politics! A swab named Trump, former captain of the grand ship known as the White House, be makin' a ruckus over a pic of a mighty crowd at a rally for the fair lass, Vice President Kamala Harris. With a bellow fit to scare the gulls, he declared that her crew had used the dark arts of AI trickery to conjure up a grander throng than was truly there. Yarr, the lad must've had too much rum, fer the good ship Harris says nay, the image be as true as the North Star!This here photo, taken at the bustling Detroit Metropolitan Airport, shows a horde of landlubbers all eager to feast their eyes upon the fair Kamala on that fine day of August 7th! The Harris crew be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the image be untouched by the devilish hands of artificial intelligence. So here we be, with Trump throwin' around his claims like cannonballs while the Harris folk chuckle and carry on without a care in the world. 'Tis a fine day on the open sea of democracy, where the truth be a slippery fish, and the antics of our political captains keep the tides rollin' in laughter!