Arrr! JD Vance be a scallywag, once philosophizin’ like a landlubber, now a ragin' MAGA buccaneer!
2024-08-13
Arrr matey! In these treacherous waters, the scallywag David Frum be tossin’ thunderbolts at Trump! But hark! Back in the day, J.D. Vance, a wee blog-scribbler for Frum, sang a different tune 'fore donning his MAGA colors! A right jolly twist o' fate, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a curious tale from the high seas of politics! Once upon a time, a scallywag named David Frum, a right sharp-tongued journalist and former scribe for Captain Bush, be now casting mighty shade upon the 2024 GOP captain, Old Trump. Aye, he be a harsh critic, but let us not forget the days of yore when a young lad by the name of J.D. Vance, now a loyal matey of Trump, was scribblin’ for Frum’s ship, the FrumForum!In them early 2010s, Vance be a different sort of buccaneer, championin’ a more classic conservatism, long before he donned the MAGA colors and became a firebrand of his own! He penned words of wisdom and plotted courses for the conservative seas. But alas, time be a fickle mistress, and now he sails under the jolly roger of Trump’s crew!
So raise yer tankards and toast to the strange tides of political fate, where once allies can turn into foes and foes can don the same colours! Aye, who knows what the next wave will bring in this raucous tale of political piracy!