Arrr! Joe Burrow be sayin' them three and a half years at Ohio State be a right rough seas, matey!
2024-08-14
Arrr, Joe Burrow be spoutin' on "The Pivot" 'bout his time at Ohio State, sayin' them three and a half seasons were as tough as a barnacle-covered ship, for he hardly set sail on the field! Aye, matey, the lad be sufferin' like a parrot on a diet!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the lad Joe Burrow, a fine quarterback o' the Cincinnati Bengals! Aye, before he was rollin' in gold with a mighty five-year, $275 million bounty, this scallywag faced storms aplenty!First, this young sea dog was the top pick in the 2020 draft, after capturin' the national treasure with them LSU Tigers, throwin' touchdowns like cannonballs! Yet, at Ohio State, he be nothin' but a ship anchored in port, barely seen on the field, questionin’ his own worth like a lost sailor in a foggy sea.
“Am I but a barnacle on the hull?” he pondered, while puttin’ in hard work that went unnoticed by the crew. But fear not! Once he set sail for LSU, his fortunes changed, and he was hootin' and hollerin' in victory! Two seasons into the NFL, he led his mates to the Super Bowl! Alas, they met the Rams, a fearsome foe, and sunk their ship.
Despite the stormy seas, with injuries and setbacks, Burrow be back in the saddle, ready to face the New England Patriots on September 8! So raise a mug and toast to this brave quarterback, for the winds of fortune be favorin’ him once more!