The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Germany be huntin’ a scallywag diver for the Nord Stream kabooms, or so the tales do tell!"

2024-08-14

Arrr, matey! German scallywags be after a Ukrainian lad, Volodymyr Z, a diving instructor turned mischief-maker! He be suspected o' havin' plundered the Nord Stream pipes, swimmin' deep in the dark seas like a sneaky fish. Aye, what a jolly good tale of underwater shenanigans!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a jolly tale of treachery from the briny deep! Word from the German landlubbers be that they be huntin’ a scallywag of a Ukrainian, named Volodymyr Z, who be suspected o’ blowin’ up their precious Nord Stream gas pipelines. Aye, ye heard me right! This be no ordinary rogue; he be a diving instructor, a master of the watery depths!

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