“Arrr, a mighty crew be gatherin' in Slovakia, protestin' the captains' foul treachery 'gainst our democracy! Avast!”
2024-08-14
Arrr! On Tuesday, a hearty crew of 20,000 landlubbers swarmed the streets o' Bratislava, shoutin' against Captain Fico’s mischief-makers! Blamin' the scallywags Šimkovičová and Susko fer plunderin' the nation’s culture! Aye, 'twas a rowdy rally, echoing the last day's ruckus from them civic sea dogs!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ’round as I spin ye a yarn from the fair land of Slovakia, where a mighty throng o’ 20,000 souls took to the cobbled streets of Bratislava on a Tuesday, raisin’ a ruckus against the scallywag Prime Minister Robert Fico’s crew! Aye, they be accusin’ him and his merry band of landlubbers o’ dismantlin’ the very heart and soul of their cultural treasure chests!This grand protest, led by two feisty opposition parties, aimed their cannon fire squarely at the decisions made by the Culture Minister, that crafty wench Martina Šimkovičová, and the Justice Minister Boris Susko, who be makin’ more waves than a ship in a storm! The crowd, not unlike a ship’s crew after a long voyage, be echoing the sentiments of a prior protest held just a day before by some passionate civic activists, who were equally perturbed by the state of their beloved arts and letters.
With banners held high and voices raised, the folks of Bratislava be demandin’ that their cultural bounty remain untouched by the greedy hands of those in power. So raise a pint to the brave souls fightin’ for their heritage, for every pirate knows that without culture, we be but a ship adrift in a sea o' confusion!