Arrr, Scottie Scheffler be sayin’ the PGA playoff be as silly as a parrot in a storm!
2024-08-14
Arrr, matey! Scottie Scheffler, the top sea dog o' golf, be poised to snatch the treasure o' the FedEx Playoffs! But lo, he be callin’ the postseason a right silly affair! Aye, even the finest buccaneers have their grumbles!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the gallant Scottie Scheffler, a lad poised to snatch the coveted FedEx Cup, yet one ill-fated weekend could send 'im to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, this scallywag, who be sportin' both Olympic gold and the Masters crown, be none too pleased with the PGA Tour’s playoff shenanigans, claimin’ them to be as senseless as a landlubber on a ship!Ye see, our brave Scheffler hath tasted the bitter winds of misfortune before. In both the years past, he kicked off the Tour Championship at East Lake with a hearty 10-under par, only to falter like a ship in a storm during the final rounds and miss out on the grand prize. The playoffs be a treacherous sea, where the top 70 sailors battle it out, with the top 30 settlin’ for a showdown, each stroke weighed heavier than a chest o’ gold.
“What’s fair in this madness?” he mused, wonderin' if a sore neck could sink his ship and send ‘im to the depths of the standings! Even Rory McIlroy, a three-time champ, jested ‘tis the only way to catch up! So, buckle yer belts, fer the FedEx St. Jude Championship be settin’ sail soon, and it promises to be a rollickin’ good time, even if the seas be rough! Yarrr!