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Arrr! Mets’ mighty Diaz be a’fire, sayin’ A’s scallywag crossed the line with their jests! Har har!

2024-08-14

Arrr, matey! The Mets’ swashbucklin’ closer, Edwin Díaz, be bellowin’ that Austin Adams, once a deckhand in spring’s fair weather, be havin’ the gall to mimic a celebratin’ jig! He crossed the line, he did! A right raucous jest, fit for the high seas, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of baseball and merriment on the high seas of the diamond! Edwin Díaz, the bold closer o' the New York Mets, be all riled up like a stormy sea after Austin Adams, a scallywag from the Oakland Athletics, dared to mock their joyous "OMG" celebration, inspired by the fine tune of José Iglesias!

Yarr, this merry jig of celebration be a thing since June, and even the singer himself graced the Mets’ citadel with his presence! But lo, Adams, who once sailed with the Mets before bein' cast off like a barnacle, faced them once more and tossed the "OMG" celebration back at them after striking out their matey, Francisco Alvarez. The cheeky lad even hollered some colorful curses in the air!

Díaz, not one to take such jests lightly, boldly claimed, "He crossed a line!" Aye, he warned Adams that retaliation be on the horizon if the A's pitcher keeps stirring the pot! Adams, with a wink and a grin, just wanted to have a bit of fun, claimin' the tune be a catchy one and he just got swept up in the moment! So, keep yer eyes peeled, for the Mets be lookin' to land some cannon fire on Adams in their next clash!

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