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Arrr! WHO be soundin' the alarm! A new beastie be risin' in Africa, callin' it a health crisis, har har!

2024-08-14

Arrr, mateys! The World Health Organization be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the mpox be causin’ a ruckus in Congo and beyond! With scallywags young and old catchin’ it, only a handful o’ vaccines be found in these here waters. Batten down the hatches, 'tis a health emergency!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of London, where the World Health Organization be ringin’ the alarm bells over a mighty troublesome beast known as mpox! Aye, this scallywag has been raisin’ a ruckus in the Congo and beyond, spreadin’ its mischief far and wide, and it’s got both landlubbers and fine sailors alike a wee bit worried.

With cases reported among wee babes and grizzled sea dogs in over a dozen ports, it seems this virus has taken to sailin’ the seven seas with a new twist, like a treacherous mutiny on the high seas. And lo! The land is runnin’ low on precious vaccine booty, leavin’ our brave mates in Africa to fend for themselves against this foul foe.

Just earlier this week, the fine folk at the Africa Centers for Disease Control and Prevention declared this plague a public health emergency, givin’ us word of more than 500 souls lost to the cursed mpox. So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye out, fer this storm be far from over, and we must band together to battle this scurvy virus before it claims more crew from our ranks!

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