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Arrr, Captain Boone be ponderin' the curious notion o' lettin' Judge stroll free whilst the scallywags be eyein' him!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! Captain Aaron Boone, the Yankee’s fearless leader, be ponderin' a wee change to the ol' intentional walk code during his merry chat on the jolly "Ricky Cobb Show." Avast! It be a fine day for makin' rules as slippery as a fish in a barrel!

Arrr, Captain Boone be ponderin' the curious notion o' lettin' Judge stroll free whilst the scallywags be eyein' him!

Arrr, matey! It be a tough seas fer teams wantin’ to intentionally walk the mighty Aaron Judge, captain of the New York Yankees. This swashbucklin’ lad be hittin’ a whopping 42 home runs and sportin’ a fine .332 batting average, a true treasure in the league!

Aye, even the infamous Aaron Boone be squawkin’ on the Ricky Cobb Show 'bout a change in the rules fer such intentional walks. If ye walk the feller once, ye give him one base; twice, two bases; and thrice, it be a grand ol’ triple! What a clever plunderin’ of the game!

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