Arrr! Columbia’s captain be walkin’ the plank, caught in a storm of critters over her protests ‘gainst Israel!
2024-08-14
Arrr, mateys! Minouche Shafik, the captain o’ Columbia’s ship, be settin’ sail early, leavin’ her crew in a ruckus after the Hamas hullabaloo! Her handling o’ the pro-Palestinian squalls drew a mighty cannonade o’ scorn. Now, she’s off to calmer waters, claimin’ it be too stormy fer her kin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale of woe from yon prestigious Columbia University, where the winds of discontent have blown fierce. Minouche Shafik, the captain of this academic vessel, hath thrown in her sails and resigned, just as the school year be ready to set sail!