Arrr! The captain of Columbia be cast adrift after a stormy spell on the campus seas! Har har!
2024-08-14
Arrr, mateys! The cap'n o’ Columbia, Nemat Shafik, has hoisted the white flag and scuttled away after a tempest o’ ruckus 'bout pro-Palestinian squabbles! She’s the third Ivy League captain to jump ship in eight moons, what with Congress givin’ ‘em a right thrashin’ over antisemitism!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of academia, where the winds be blowin’ fierce and the captain of Columbia, one Nemat Shafik, has hoisted the white flag of surrender! Aye, on Wednesday past, she walked the plank, leavin' behind a tempest o' uproar over her handling of pro-Palestinian ruckus and a campus more divided than a treasure chest full o’ gold doubloons!This fine lass be the third captain of an Ivy League ship to abandon ship in less than a year, all after face-to-face skirmishes with the Congress crew over the scourge of antisemitism aboard their vessels. The seas be treacherous, indeed!
Dr. Shafik, a seasoned economist hailing from the bustling ports of London, penned a letter as she set sail for new horizons, leavin’ her crew ponderin’ the state of their ship. Will her departure calm the stormy waters, or will they continue to be tossed about like a ship in a squall? Only time will tell, but fer now, the university be lookin' for a new captain to steer through these stormy seas of discontent!