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Arrr, Charley Hull be hopin' the Women's Open sails back to Trump’s treasure trove o' a course, savvy?

2024-08-15

Arrr, me hearties! Charley Hull, the fair lass of the LPGA, be sayin’ the Women’s British Open should set sail back to Trump Turnberry, even with the squabbles 'twixt the organization and the R&A. Aye, let the winds of fortune blow favorably, or we’ll be walkin' the plank!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye the tale of one Charley Hull, a lass of the greens, makin' waves on the LPGA Tour! This scallywag's fame be risin' faster than a ship's sail with smoke billowin' from her lips whilst signin' the autographs of starry-eyed fans!

This British birdie hunter be eyein' the Women's Open Championship to return to the fairways of Turnberry, a spot owned by none other than ol' Captain Trump himself. But alas, the Royal & Ancient has sworn no tournament shall grace that land as long as Trump holds the keys, thanks to the ruckus after the Jan. 6 shenanigans.

Charley be all aboard with changin' that policy, sayin', "Turnberry be a grand course, a place of joy and stunning views!" She be longin' for a time when the likes of her can take a swing on that hallowed turf once more.

The new captain of the R&A ship, Mark Darbon, be keepin' his thoughts under his hat, while whispers of celebratin' the 50th year of the 'Duel in the Sun' in 2027 swirl like a tempest! So, watch out, for the Women’s Open be comin’ soon, and it shall commence on the ancient greens of St. Andrews! Yarrr!

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