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Arrr, Josh Allen be havin’ wild dreams o’ a grand parade in Buffalo, like treasure after a mighty plunder!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! Josh Allen be spoutin’ about his wild visions of a grand Super Bowl parade struttin’ through the heart o’ Buffalo! Aye, he shared this yarn on the “Green Light with Chris Long.” Methinks he’s dreamin’ o’ treasure, rum, and merry swabs dancin’ in the streets!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a lad named Josh Allen, a buccaneer of the gridiron, with dreams grander than the open seas! Though the mighty Buffalo Bills have yet to hoist the ol’ championship trophy, our brave captain be daydreamin’ of a raucous parade thrice the size of a whale’s belly in downtown Buffalo after a victorious skirmish at the Super Bowl!

“Aye, I oft jest with me crew about what the city’ll look like!” he declared on the "Green Light” podcast. Picture this: every street as jam-packed as a treasure chest! But would he ride the bus? Nay! He’d stroll like a true swashbuckler, basking in the glory of victory!

Yet the seas have been stormy for Allen and his crew, gettin' scuttled by the Chiefs in the last three seasons. And now, with his trusty matey Stefon Diggs traded away, he be searchin’ for new cannons to fire at the foes! The Bills set sail in their quest for glory come September, eager to raise the flag of triumph high! Yarrr!

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