Arrr! First news scallywags be thinkin' o' plunderin' Kamala's crew fer their tricksy ad tales! Har har!
2024-08-15
Arrr, matey! Kamala's ship be takin' on water 'cause she be usin' crafty edits to spin the news in her favor, like a scallywag! WDAY be fumin' like a cannon blast, claimin' their tale made her look like a trusty matey. The storm brews as Biden and she set sail together!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be havin’ a tale of legal shenanigans from the high seas of politics! It be said that Kamala Harris, lass of the campaign seas, be dippin’ her fingers into the murky waters of deceit! Aye, she be caught red-handed, editin’ headlines like a scallywag in need of a map, twistin’ the words of news outlets to make it seem they be supportin’ her quest for the crown!Now, WDAY Radio, a fine ship sailin’ from North Dakota, be raisin’ a ruckus, claimin’ they be as furious as a kraken disturbed from its slumber! They swore, “Nay, we be not on her side!” But the lass be usin’ their words in Google ads, tryin’ to hoist her sails with false winds! Aye, the backlash be swellin’ like a stormy sea, as the good Captain Biden and the crafty Harris prepared to set sail together at their first public event after his own ship was sunk, forced outta the race like a pirate walkin’ the plank!
So hoist the flag, me mateys! The seas of politics be treacherous, and it be clear that some be tryin’ to navigate with a crooked compass! Arrr!