The Booty Report

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Arrr! Eight ports o' call, includin' fickle seas, be settin' sail to vote on baby makin' in 2024!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! This November, no less than eight swashbucklin’ states, and maybe three more, be settin’ sail to vote on the matter of abortion! Arizona and Missouri be joinin’ the fray, while Arizona and Nevada be the treasure maps of the 2024 election. Hoist the flags!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear as I spin ye a yarn o' the ballot battles brewin' this November! Aye, at least eight scallywag states be settin' sail to weigh anchor on the matter of abortion access, with a couple more possibly joinin' the fray!

Arizona and Missouri be the latest swabs to toss their hats into the ring, addin' their own measures to the ballots. It be a right ruckus, I tell ye! These states be not just any ol' ports; they be battlegrounds, crucial for the grand spectacle o' the 2024 election! Aye, me mateys, the tides be turnin' and the stakes be high!

So, as the good folks prepare to cast their votes, let’s hope they navigate these treacherous waters with the skill of a seasoned captain. 'Tis a time for decision, for the winds of change be blowin' strong. Will they chart a course for freedom or drop anchor on the shores of restriction? Only time will tell, and this pirate be ready to watch the storm unfold!

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