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Arrr! Iranian swabs be hackin’ Trump and Biden’s treasure maps, says the mighty Google! Avast, what a jolly jest!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! A band of scallywags from the Persian seas be plunderin’ emails of U.S. swabs workin’ for Captain Biden and Old Trump! Google’s lookout crew be spyin’ on these sneaky rascals from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard. They thwarted some of their dastardly plots, but the mischief be far from over!

Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of treachery and trickery upon the digital seas! It be said that a foul crew from the land of Persia, linked to the scallywags known as the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, set their sights on the email accounts of high-ranking U.S. officials and campaign staff for the lords Biden and Trump.

This here scheme be no mere jest, for the dastardly hackers attempted to cast their nets upon a dozen fine accounts, hoping to plunder secrets from the realm of politics! But fear not, for the brave souls of Google’s Threat Analysis Group, or TAG for short, be watchin' the horizon like experienced lookout crows. They thwarted many of these nefarious attempts to breach the digital gates!

The report sailed in on Wednesday, revealing the cunning plots of this rogue band. Though they be clever as foxes in the night, TAG be quicker than a greased pig at a county fair, thwartin' their dastardly deeds before they could wreak havoc! So, raise a tankard to our valiant defenders of the cyber seas, for they be protectin' our precious information from the likes of these pirate wannabes!

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