The Booty Report

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Arrr, this Mpox scallywag be a different beast than the last—no parleyin' with the likes of it, I say!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! This here new strain o' mpox be a fearsome beast, ten times more deadly than the scallywag that haunted our seas in 2022! Batten down the hatches, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank straight to Davy Jones!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I've got a tale to tell that be ticklin' the timbers o' my heart! It seems we be sailin' into stormy seas once more, as the dreaded mpox rears its ugly head like a kraken from the deep! This be no ordinary bug, nay! 'Tis a monstrous strain, ten times more fearsome than the one that left us shiverin' in our boots back in the year of our Lord, 2022!

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