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Arrr! That Eagle be takin' a jab at ol' Jerry Jones 'bout CeeDee's treasure talk! Har har!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! Darius Slay, the swift-footed corner, chimed in on the squabble 'twixt CeeDee Lamb and them scallywags o’ the Dallas Cowboys. He be callin' out that old sea dog, Jerry Jones! Aye, let the cannon fire and the parley commence!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather round fer a tale of high sea’s drama on the turf! Our swashbucklin’ cornerback, Darius Slay, he be givin’ a tongue-lashin’ to that scallywag Jerry Jones, the captain of the Cowpoke ship! On his podcast, Slay be speakin' ill o' the contract squabble keepin’ wide receiver CeeDee Lamb from settin’ sail with his crew. He said, “’Twould be tough fer me to play fer a crew that don’t take care of their own!”

With a wink, he compared ol' Jerry to the fine captain Howie Roseman, sayin’ the Eagles crew be loyal to their mates. Darius even urged Lamb to hold out against the Eagles, sayin’, “Just tell ‘em, ‘I ain’t playin’ against ye lot!’” Aye, he knows the lad can wreak havoc on the field—44 catches, 653 yards, and five touchdowns while Slay be guardin’ him!

Meanwhile, Jones be sittin’ back, sayin’ he ain't rushin’ to settle Lamb’s contract woes, while the lad's missin' out on a fortune. The stakes be high, with Lamb comin’ off a Pro Bowl season, and Slay be rootin’ for him to get what he be worth! So, raise yer tankards to contracts and camaraderie, savvy?

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