Arrr! Biden and Harris be raisin' a tankard for a treasure found: cheap potions for all scallywags!
2024-08-15
Arrr, me hearties! Joe Biden and Kamala Harris be proclaimin’ themselves the gallant defenders of the old sea dogs, takin’ on the mighty drug barons in a grand battle! “We’ve finally swiped the gold from big pharma!” bellowed Biden, joined by his lassie Harris. Avast, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tales from the land o’ politics! 'Twas a fine day when Captain Joe Biden and his trusty first mate, Kamala Harris, hoisted the sails o’ change for the elder crew of America, takin' on the fearsome leviathans of big pharma!“We’ve bested the scallywags of big pharma!” bellowed Captain Biden, as he stood proud beside his first mate for the first time since he cast away his bid for re-election. Aye, 'twas a sight to see! The two of 'em strutted about like peacocks on the deck, crowin’ about their landmark deal to slash the coin spent on them pesky potions and powders that keep the old sea dogs healthy.
The event, a grand spectacle, was like a raucous tavern brawl, with rousing shouts and a clamor for justice! They be claimin’ to be the brave knights in shining armor, protectin’ the silver-haired crew from the graspin’ claws of pill-peddlin’ pirates, lookin’ to plunder their treasure chests!
So, raise yer tankards, me hearties! Here’s to Captain Biden and First Mate Harris, the champions of the aged seadogs, fightin’ for a fair price on their potions!