Arrr! Biden be takin’ a jab at Trump, callin’ him ‘Donald Dump’ whilst hoisting the unity flag with Harris!
2024-08-15
Arrr, President Biden be callin’ that scallywag Trump “Donald Dump” as he be joinin’ forces with Vice President Harris, the fine lass who be takin’ the helm o’ the Democratic ship! They swaggered out to some jolly tune, grinnin’ and wavin’ at landlubbers wantin’ cheaper potions. Aye, what a sight!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political shenanigans fit for a tavern brawl! President Biden, that old sea dog, did take a jibe at the scallywag Trump, dubbing him “Donald Dump.” Aye, the jests be flyin’ like cannonballs in a fierce squall!In a grand display of camaraderie, Biden and Vice President Harris made their debut together upon the high seas of politics, settin’ sail at a community college in Largo, Maryland. As they strode forth, the sweet sounds of Bruce Springsteen wafted through the air, singin’ of takin’ care of their own—a fine tune for a crew united in purpose!
Harris, with the gusto of a captain rallying her crew, took the helm first, spoutin’ words o’ wisdom while Biden stood by her side, grinning like a catfish! The crowd was a raucous lot, holdin’ high their signs demandin’ lower prices for their precious potions—those pesky prescription drugs!
So there ye have it, me mateys! A tale of jest and unity upon the political seas, where old foes may become shipmates, if only for a spell! Cheers to the antics of the political pirates of our time!