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"Arrr, Kamala 'n Walz be chattin’ like scallywags, but no treasure o’ policies be found in their banter!"

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! The great Kamala and Gov’nor Walz be chattin’ away, but ‘tis not to the press, hostile or friendly! Nay, they be talkin’ to themselves in a jolly ol’ video, spillin’ naught ‘bout policies. If ye be seekin’ wisdom on the economy or such, ye best keep sailin'!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about Vice President Kamala Harris and Governor Tim Walz, who finally be grantin’ an interview—not to a scallywag press or some landlubber, but to each other! Aye, in a most curious fashion, they went and recorded a jolly ol' chat like two gaffers on shore leave, all posted for the world to see on that magical device they call the internet!

But belay yer hopes, ye seekers of wisdom! This here conversation be devoid of any mentionin’ of the economy, immigration, or any of the pressing woes that plague the seven seas. Nay, instead, it be a patchwork of whimsical banter, cut together with the finesse of a ship’s carpenter at a tavern brawl. Voters hopin’ for some solid policy to sink their teeth into will find naught but mirth and jest.

But fear not, for this peculiar video be teemin’ with tidbits—for those with a keen ear and a hearty laugh! So hoist the anchor and set sail on this strange voyage through the minds of Harris and Walz, where the only treasure ye find be the chuckles shared ‘twixt two mates, sailin’ the stormy seas of politics!

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