The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Cease-fire parley drags on like a barnacle-covered ship, with Israel and Hamas as far apart as treasure and trash!

2024-08-16

Arrr, it be said that the scallywags of Hamas be sittin' on the sidelines, not joinin’ the parley, but they be givin’ a nod to new schemes from the landlubbers of Israel. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, even for these salty sea dogs!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather round as I regale ye with tidings from the treacherous seas of diplomacy, where the Hamas crew be keepin' their distance from the parley, yet showin' a glimmer o' interest in the shiny baubles dangled by the Israel flotilla.

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