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Arrr, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be seekin' a parley with Kamala Harris for a shiny Cabinet treasure, savvy?

2024-08-16

Arrr, matey! Independent swashbuckler Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be hopin' to parley with the fair lass Kamala Harris about joinin' her crew as a Cabinet matey, should she claim the treasure! But alas, it seems her ship be sailin' on without a reply! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ political folly on the high seas o’ democracy! Our bold independent captain, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., he be raisin’ his sails last week, hopin’ to parley with the fine lass, Kamala Harris, the Democratic lass in the running. Aye, this crafty buccaneer be lookin’ to swap his treasure of support fer a grand ol' spot in her cabinet, if she be claimin’ the crown of the presidency!

But alas! The winds be not in his favor, fer Kamala and her crew be givin’ him the cold shoulder, like a ship lost in a foggy night. No ship signals, no messages in a bottle, not even a parley call! The folks in the know be whisperin’ that her advisers be as silent as a graveyard in the dead of night, showin' nary a hint o’ interest in this here proposition.

So there ye have it, me hearties! A tale of ambition and indifference, where one seeks a place at the captain’s table, while the other be too busy battlin’ the storms o’ the campaign. Will Kennedy find a way to secure his berth, or will he be left adrift in the sea of political aspirations? Only time will tell, savvy?

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