Arrr! RFK Jr. be swingin' a cutlass at Harris, claimin' he sought a treasure chest in her Cabinet!
2024-08-16
Arrr, matey! Independent scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr. took to the digital seas, takin’ a jab at Vice President Kamala Harris. He be sayin’ her Democratic crew would baffle his old sea-dogs, his father and uncle! Once a storm in the Biden-Trump waters, now he be sinkin’ in the polls!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus brewin' in the political seas! Independent scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be takin' aim at Vice President Kamala Harris, blastin' her Democratic crew online with a mighty thunder of words! He be claimin' that the party she sails with be as foreign to his kin, the legendary Kennedy clan, as a mermaid in a sailor's tavern!Nay, it ain't some far-off treasure he be seekin'! Nay! This ol' sea dog be rumored to be hopin' for a parley with the VP for a spot on her crew! But alas, he be makin' waves instead of friends, as the polls show him sinkin' like a stone in a stormy sea, losin' ground as a third-party contender in the Biden-Trump showdown!