Arrr, RFK Jr. be sayin’ he won’t hoist the sails for Kamala, after a parley for treasure!
2024-08-16
Arrr, matey! Independent swashbuckler Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be sayin’ he’ll not be throwin’ his vote behind Vice President Kamala Harris, after talkin’ of trades like a pirate’s booty! Rumor has it he be wantin’ a shiny cabinet seat in return for his ye olde endorsement. Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' political shenanigans from the high seas o' democracy! It be none other than the rogue sailor, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who be settin' sail in the race fer the crown, declareth loud and clear that he be havin' no plans to hoist the flag fer Vice President Kamala Harris.Rumor be blowin' through the winds that young Kennedy sought a parley with the VP, hopin' to barter an endorsement for a shiny cabinet position! Aye, the scallywag seems to be fishin’ for a sweet deal, but alas! The tides have turned, and he’s cast away that notion faster than a ship in a storm!
The Washington Post, that trusty crow's nest of news, be the first to catch this tempest o' news; while the New York Times reported a message from Kennedy that be causin' quite the kerfuffle. It seems this clever rogue be keepin' his options open and his endorsement close to his heart, like a pirate with a hidden treasure map!
So, me hearties, as the election tides roll in, keep a weather eye out for more capers from this independent captain, for the seas of politics be ever choppy and filled with unexpected squalls!