Arrr! Weston Wilson be the first landlubber in Phillies’ crew to hit for the cycle, savvy? A right merry feat!
2024-08-16
Arrr! Weston Wilson be the first landlubber to hit for the cycle in the Phillies' grand tale on Thursday, celebratin' their victory over them scurvy dogs, the Washington Nationals! Aye, he be swingin’ his mighty bat like a true buccaneer, plunderin' them bases!
Arrr mateys! Lend yer ears to the tale of one Weston Wilson, a rookie swabbin’ the decks of the Philadelphia Phillies. During a raucous match against the foul Nationals, with the score bloomin’ like a treasure chest full o’ gold at 13-3, our lad be chasin’ the rare glory of the cycle!With a tip from the mighty Bryce Harper, who hollered from the crow’s nest, "Keep runnin’!" Wilson took to the field like a scallywag on a mission. He lined a ball into the right field, where a diving right fielder, Alex Call, floundered like a fish outta water! Wilson scampered to second, makin’ history as the first rookie in Phillies lore to hit for the cycle!
The crowd erupted like cannon fire, givin’ him a standing ovation, even his poor lass, who be expectin’ a wee lad, cheered fer him. With a triple, a single, a home run, and then the glorious double, Wilson completed his quest, sealin’ the victory for the Phillies.
This be the tenth cycle in Phillies history, and with Wilson's fiery .414 batting average since his call-up, he be a key player as they set sail for the World Series treasure in October! Aye, what a night for this young buccaneer!