Arrr! UFC Captain Dana be squabblin' with matey Conor 'bout returnin' to the bloody ring, savvy?
2024-08-16
Arrr, matey! The captain of the UFC ship, Dana White, be swearin' on the bones of Davy Jones that Conor McGregor won't set sail for the octagon this year. But that crafty Irish scallywag be reckonin' he'll hoist his colors come December! Aye, the seas be full of surprises!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest scallywag news from the UFC seas! Our captain o' the ship, UFC President Dana White, be standin' firm like a lighthouse, declarin' that the notorious Conor McGregor ain't likely to step back in the octagon this year. A cursed broken toe thwarted his grand bout against Michael Chandler, leavin' the ol' pirate in a bit of a pickle!On a fine Tuesday, White told the landlubbers of the media that, despite McGregor's fiery desire to return, he won't be settin' sail for battle this year. "We talked, and he wants to fight," he quoth, but alas, the winds be not blowin' in his favor. McGregor, not one to be silenced, took to the social seas of X, proclaiming, "Ah Dana, December be the date!" That rascal be preparin' for war, but White remains resolute.The last time McGregor faced a foe was back in 2021, when he lost to Dustin Poirier after breakin' his leg. And now, he’s broken his toe in training, a true pirate's misfortune! So, me hearties, we wait with bated breath for the day when Conor returns to claim his treasure in the ring, though that date be as foggy as a pirate's memory after a night o' rum! Yarrr!